Sakit la weHh

Sakit tahap gaban ni..this entry is not for the faint-hearted person :P

So, what happened? Last Friday night, Kampung Boy and me went back to Pahang. And so, Saturday morning, lepas mandi manda, aku pun kuar la dari bilik air tu rupanya pintu zinc bilik air tertutup dgn cepatnya sebelum kaki ku sempat melangkah keluar. You see, zinc tu dah berkarat, and bila berkarat, dia dah 'makan' pintu tu kan? And what's left at the bottom of the door are zinc yg dah membentuk gerigi2 tajam..get it? So, memula, dah terkena sket kaki kiri, sempat lagi ngelak, bergaris jek kaki ku, tapi kaki kanan tak sempat diselamatkan, my MIL could hear a loud bang and a scream from me ehehhhe..make a scene betul!

Aku dah terduduk dlm bilik aku with tissues full of blood and was waking up Kampung Boy to find more tissues and ubat. My MIL terus tuang gamat on my leg to stop the bleeding. Me? I was crying... tak tipu punya sakit tauuuuu..Tuhan je yg tahu. The wound is deep and dekat dgn tumit kanan, so I can't fully step on my right foot. After having breakfast, Kampung Boy decided to bring me to the clinic as knowing how lasak I am, he don't want the wound to bleed again and so, a need to stitch it. It scare the hell out of me when he said that as aku dah lama tak kena jahit, the last time was when I was 6 years old when I fell into the drain (lasak kan aku?) and had to get my forehead stitched on the right. Aku bleh rasa lagi lekuk tu kat dahi kanan aku..and all he can say is "Alah, tak rasa apa pun dia jahit, dia letak ubat kebas la" ..yeah right..

So, aku ikut. Mind you, it's 40 minutes to reach a private clinic from his housing area tau. SabO jek aku. Bila sampai, dgn jalan terhencot2 tu, nurse plak kata doctor belum sampai. Like wtf la..tapi aku tunggu gak..about 15 minutes, doctor came and they start cuci luka tu, pakai iodin! Air mata dah kuar lagi (gila drama minah ni)..sakit gila. Masa dulu stitch forehead tu, maybe sbb aku kecik lagi, so dia bagi aku pengsan and I don't remember how it was stitched. According to mama, diaorg bagi aku pengsan sbb aku meronta dan menyentap dgn ganas bercampur dgn jeritan yg memekakkan telinga..ahahha. So this time, aku tak bleh nak tengok gak sebenarnya how they stitch sbb I have to lie down on my stomach coz wound tu kat belakang kaki.

And damn, they didn't put the ubat kebas like what the Kampung Boy said. Luckily Kampung Boy was waiting outside, or else I would have already give him the 'killer look'. Diaorg terlupa nak letak agaknya, coz the first stitch was so damn painful, I could feel the needle poking through my skin, followed by the thread and then by another poke of needle. Aku mmg nangis teresak2 and kaki terangkat2 sbb sakit sangat. Doctor tu bleh kata "Tahan la sket dek, ni dah letak ubat bius, patutnya tak sakit dah"....and I can hear the nurse whispered softly "Belum" Masa tu kan, aku rasa nak tumbuk je muka nurse and doctor tu. They stopped for a while (to put the ubat kebas I guess) and continue to sew, lepas tu mmg tak rasa la..rasa cam dia jahit atas a very thick skin of mine, kesan ubat kebas la..so there, 5 stitches! The last stitch tu aku rasa sakit macam first stitch tapi dah speechless dah, I just wanna get it done and over with. On top of it, the doctor gave a jab on my right hand, aku pun tak tanya untuk apa, maybe precaution takut zinc karat tu jadik penyakit lak kut. (Maff said it's tetanus jab). It hurts like hell too. Nak pakai baju pun rasa sakit je bahu kanan ni. It doesn't help that the doctor's daughter, about 8 years old was there, gigling at me for crying and using her mother's torchlight and dok suluh muka aku, on, off, on off. Mak dia tak nampak semua ni, sheesh I swear I could have strangled that little kid! I felt the urge to show her my middle finger..cam extreme la plak kan? Hahahhah..Kira ok la mak dia bagi aku MC 3 hari sampai Rabu ni and aku tak bleh banyak gerak..(gerak jari pakai laptop and blogging takpe:D)

Kampung Boy asked me to tell mama about this but I told him it's better to tell her once I arrived in KL...and I made the right choice, sbb when I showed mama the wound, mama was horrified. She was so worried but I assure her it's ok. Cuma bila jln tu aku kena dengkot2 sket la. Kampung Boy was not so satisfied with the stitches, he said, the doctor could have added 3 more stitches as ada small part yg dia tak jahit rapat. Maybe doctor tu dah malas sbb aku jerit and nangis sakan :P .So, 3 hari ni aku jadik Queen of the house la, kejap2 "Bieeee(kena panggil panjang sket to appear helpless..ehee), tolong ambik tu, ambik ni"..oh well, di samping kaki ku yg sakit, my period also decide to come at the same time and gave me a period cramps like no other. So, it's a good thing actually that I get to rest and layannnn this period cramps. Sakit jiwa!

Here are some photos, if you feel it's disgusting, then skip it. Hiihiii. Please pray for my recovery as I have tons and tons of work in the office..ni pun aku dok on email office all the time coz so many issues to settle. The doctor said benang tu bleh bukak in 1 week time, which is this Saturday..will it be as painful? Oh no! ..:(

Anti clockwise : Kiri, lepas dijahit, awful scene.. tengah, before going to clinic... kanan, dressing done by the clinic

Kampung Boy : Ish, sakit2 pun nak ambik gambar?
Me : Alah, saya bosan..bleh la

Me : Ala B, kuar mata saya jek, warna cekelat lak tu (perasan!)
Kampung Boy : Tu la, saya dah cakap, awak tak pandai ambik gambar

Me : Ah, kira ok la ni..
Kampung Boy : Apa2 aje laaaaa (ala2 Sheila Rusly)

Elleh..sebenarnya dia takde mood sbb tak bleh duduk Pahang lama2..anak manja mak! :P

Note : Thanks Maff and Intan and Rosnah (updated) for calling and asking how I was..I lap you!